Who is The Seller and why should I pay them money?

The seller is comprised of a collective of professional writers and creatives looking to make America ridiculous again. The team has worked professionally with such clients as Ford, WorldPay and many others. And they're looking to bring their talents to South Beach help you make some cheddar.

I still don't get it

Why would professionals spend their time with The Seller? Because it's a fun project, damnit. How many people can say they get paid to be ridiculous. And help others. Everyone deserves a chance to sell their shit in an easy way. What's more American than that?